Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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