i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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