dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
