you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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