This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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Oh Jesus.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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