therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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