ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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