i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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