you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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