Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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