God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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