thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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