Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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