Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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