I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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