I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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