that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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