p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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