the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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