So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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