I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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