I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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