4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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