This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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