we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
The adults are the big ones right?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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