i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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