And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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