so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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