Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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