Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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