grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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