she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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