He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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