I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't think brook has ever known best
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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