Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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