sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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