he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
