Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize