I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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