careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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