So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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