Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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