question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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