worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
3 2 1 whiskey
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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