just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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