had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
