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I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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