I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
FUCK WHALES
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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