Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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