Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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