Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
two words: eviction party
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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