the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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