Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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