return my video game
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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