left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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