just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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